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Joke of the Day

"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress up her as an altar boy."

"set a fire for a man and he is warm for a day, set him on fire and he is warn for the rest of his life"

"What did the constipated mathematician do... ...worked it out with a pencil"

"Some say a world without sin is ideal, but I disagree. After all, there's only so many problems which can be answered with cos and tan."

"[orchestra] VIOLIN 1: *pssst* Can I ask you a dumb question? VIOLIN 2: Um, okay. V1: What's up w/the guy in front waving his arms around?"

"Guy says, ""damn, there should be a law against having sex this good!"" The girl said nothing, for the drugs had left her unconscious."

"How many cats can you fit in a smart car? None, you can't get any pussy in a smart car."

"I forgot how to throw a boomerang And then it came back to me"

"So the American people's choices for President will apparently be either Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton. That is the joke. There's no punchline here."

"Why do Scarecrows Make Great Rocket Scientists? ...because they're out-standing in their field!"