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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress up her as an altar boy."
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"Where does Phil Collins record all of his music? The stu-stu-studio."
"My wife accused me of ruining her birthday yesterday. ""Bullshit!"" I said. ""I didn't even know it was your birthday."""
"[caveman scratches a cave painting of an elephant onto the cave wall] ELEPHANT: delete it"
"What's a lannister's favorite pop star? Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar"
"Hey let's meet somewhere for drinks and text the people we'd rather be hanging out with."
"When your boss says ""You need help"", he never means a hitman."
"I had to nickname my dick... (NSFW) SunnyD, because kids love it!"
"Look, mom, we can keep arguing about whether or not 28 is too old to live your parents but it's not gonna help us find my iguana any faster."
"I was going to post a gay joke.... Butt fuck it"