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Joke of the Day

"Alcohol & Fanta If I Drink Alcohol , I m Alcoholic... If I Drink Fanta, M I Fantastic...?"

"costumed new york mayor Rumor has it that for Halloween New York Mayor DeBlasio will be walking around on his knees and going as Mayor Bloomberg"

"If you want to understand who loves you more, your wife or your dog, lock them both on the balcony After three hours unlock them and see who's happier to see you"

"I have 2 donuts: a secular one and a religious one. The secular one is solid. The religious one is holey."

"Why should you eat your soup in a cup? So that it's not ebola soup."

"Ladies; The ""JUICY"" on the back of these shorts should really be on the front."

"What do a gynecologist and pizza delivery man have in common? They both can smell it, just can't eat it."

"""I don't know who you are, but I will find you and I will kill you and - oh sorry, wrong number."" - Liam Neeson in Mistaken"

"WARDEN: You have been sentenced to the Electric Cher ME: in the what now *a metallic voice sings out: DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER LOVE*"

"What do you call an Irish man that bounces off of walls? Rick O'Shea."