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Joke of the Day

"Did you see that new porno with the invisible man? He came out of nowhere!"

"Today is national dog day and women's equality day... It's national bitch day. /r/showerthoughts did not appreciate this. Maybe you guys will."

"A young man knocks on the door of his Girlfriend, who lives with her parents... Her dad opens the door. ""Good day, Sir. My name is Tobias, I am here to fuck your daugther."" ""To WHAT??? ""Tobias."""

"I know my mum has a dildo because I hear her drawer slam shut every night before she switches off her light in the next room... ...I wish this was a joke."

"If people smoke cigarettes, what do fish smoke? Seaweed"

"Do you want to know what's the worse than click bait? Sneakier click bait :-)"

"Why is it called PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken."

"Whenever there is injustice in the world, Americans will rise up and retweet a hashtag."

"What's the final product Steve Jobs released? The iDied"

"One of my legs is longer than the other. I've spent years trying to get it rectified... But I just end up going around in circles."