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Joke of the Day

"A young man knocks on the door of his Girlfriend, who lives with her parents... Her dad opens the door. ""Good day, Sir. My name is Tobias, I am here to fuck your daugther."" ""To WHAT??? ""Tobias."""

"What happened to the man who sent a group of crows to the insane asylum? He went to jail because he commit a murder."

"My sister bet me I couldn't make a czar out of spaghetti... Boy was she surprised when I introduced her to [Ditalini of Pereslav](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dmitry_of_Pereslavl)!"

"There is a chair... And it is walking, down the street, with shoes."

"I'm not a marketing expert. But if I was selling milk, the cartons would be tit shaped."

"I got excited when I came across this ""topless Bar"", in kolkata while driving home last night. I walked in and was shocked to find out that it had no roof !"

"One Million Copies of a new book Sold One Million Copies of a new book sold in just 2 days due to a typing error of just 1 alphabet in title Title of book : ""an idea can change your Wife"""

"What do you tell a black jew? Go sit at the back of the oven"

"Keep your friend's clothes in your enemy's toaster."

"Kim Jong-Un has promised a new clear future for North Korea. Oops! Spelt ***nuclear*** wrong."