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Joke of the Day
"Do you want to know what's the worse than click bait? Sneakier click bait :-)"
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"Donald Trump used to enjoy having first wife Ivana.... sit on his knees so he could raise and lower her. Guess not the first time he bounced a Czech."
"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? *Christopher Walken*"
"Her: You're a pathological liar! Me: ...and the King of Spain."
"Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch what fruit would it remind you of? Pupil: A pear."
"Was forced to watch Lifetime and now I think my water just broke"
"What's Terrance Howard's favorite Radiohead song? ""(1 x 1 = 2) + 2 = 5"""
"Why does SnoopDogg always carry an umbrella? Fo Drizzle"
"RETOOT I was enjoying a drink at a gay bar when the guy next to me farts. I turn to him and say, 'That's the worst pick up line I've ever heard"
"Waiter there is a fly in my soup! Sorry sir maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three."