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Joke of the Day
"Why is it called PMS? Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken."
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"What is Jar Jar Binks' favorite food? Meesa Soup"
"Waiter I can't eat this meat it's crawling with maggots ! Quick run to the other end of the table and grab it as it goes by !"
"Where do adolescent gangsters go? The childhood"
"NSFW Where do you go when you get semen in your eye? Pearle Vision. [Totally a Canadian Joke, my bad for not thinking about that! Pearle Vision is a local Optometry franchise.]"
"What would Kim Jong-Il be doing if he was still alive today? Scratching at the lid of his coffin."
"Could you imagine being the Secret Service agent that blocked a bullet for Donald Trump, 20 years later? You wouldn't tell anyone."
"Two termites go on a date.. Waiter: what would you like to order sir? Termite: Table for two."
"My favorite Christmas joke: Why do Mexicans have tamale making parties on Christmas Eve? So the kids have something to unwrap on Christmas morning."
"What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government? Only one of them is organized."