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Joke of the Day

"I take my women how I take the stairs... I take my women how I take the stairs..two at a time."

"in 2016 if i walk in to your place and ask for the wifi password and you give me a paper with 26 letters and numbers i'm leaving"

"What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One's a Fe-Male, and the other's a woman in a power suit."

"What do you call the place where parrots make films? Pollywood!"

"I'm not fat. My stomach is 3D"

"Summer Safety Tip: Before swimming in the ocean, cover yourself in gluten to lower the chances of being eaten by health conscious sharks."

"What do pirates and strip clubs have in common? Neither can get enough booty"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never paid money to have a garbanzo bean on my face"

"After reading this sentence you will realize that the the brain doesn't recognize a second the'"

"Last year for Christmas I got my little brother an abacus in the shape of a medieval Stronghold... He hated it and was really ungrateful. Our dad said ""Hey! It's the fort that counts."""