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Joke of the Day

"Last year for Christmas I got my little brother an abacus in the shape of a medieval Stronghold... He hated it and was really ungrateful. Our dad said ""Hey! It's the fort that counts."""

"Which is the longest toilet in the world? Indian Railways"

"Tingly feeling You know that nice tingly feeling you get when you're falling for someone? That's common sense leaving your body."

"Chris Brown is Selling his pitbulls. he doesn't want to live with something that can fight back."

"What's so dark about blonde jokes? They still haven't figured out how to screw in the lightbulb"

"So Porsche released a Jewish Car... The Yom KiPorsche, since the Muslims already had the Porsche 911"

"Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks? HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR"

"Today my coworker fell into the reupholstering machine at work don't worry, he's fully recovered"

"What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A Roamin' catholic"

"How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff? Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet."