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Joke of the Day

"in 2016 if i walk in to your place and ask for the wifi password and you give me a paper with 26 letters and numbers i'm leaving"

"What did the young witch say to her mother ? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !"

"I like my women how I like my old bike... ... chained up in the shed."

"Love is a game where you try to balance an increasingly unstable structure before it crashes down. No wait nvm those are Jenga instructions"

"Who makes the best milkshakes ever? Michael J. Fox."

"A German tourist in France. A German tourist arrives at a French airport. Immigration officer asks him: ""Occupation?"" The German replies: ""No, no, just visiting."""

"So I was asked the past tense of 'think' in a English test today I thought and thought and thought and finally wrote 'thunk'."

"What is the shortest street in the universe? Planckstrasse"

"*spends 4 hours applying sunscreen to kids *kids play outside for 7 minutes"

"Thank you Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations!!!"