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Joke of the Day

"I'm not fat. My stomach is 3D"

"Having sex with a condom is no fun... I'm going to try having sex with a human being instead."

"What's a kidnapper's favorite kind of shoes? White Vans"

"What do you get if you cross an insect and a dance ? A cricket ball !"

"What did the teddy bear say after dinner? ""I'm stuffed."""

"Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream.. Ha, ha fooled you, I'm a submarine."

"I went into a haunted house today. All the ghosts ejaculated on my face. It was a bookkake."

"Why does a man name his penis? Because he doesn't want a total stranger making 90% of his decisions."

"What's brown and rhymes with snoop?"

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Megasoreass."