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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One's a Fe-Male, and the other's a woman in a power suit."

"BREAKING: North Dakota lawmakers decide life begins at conception, and then begins again the moment you're old enough to leave North Dakota"

"If someone on the Windows team at Microsoft gets fired... would you say they've been defenestrated?"

"So, there was an earthquake in Georgia. Guess your mom had a good Valentine's Day."

"Most offensive joke I know Why are dollars green? Because jews collect them before they ripen."

"When a cop pulls you over for a DUI at 2am on Friday night & tells you to walk the line-it's never good to start singing Johnny Cash songs."

"My tombstone will just say ""Deactivated."" I want people to be afraid that I could come back."

"What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer? Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle..."

"I love you dude, but im not ""In Prison"" with you."

"I do understand that you guys think these jokes are funny, but this post says otherwise. **Otherwise**"