102746

Joke of the Day

"Why are there no homosexual traffic lights? They can't change, even if they try."

"Whats a beautiful place like this doing around a girl like you?"

"How was there no jackass in a giant penis costume at the women's March? That would of been hilarious. You would never see feminists beat a dick so hard."

"The Buddhist's Root Canal Why did the Buddhist refuse novocaine during his root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication."

"In The Oregonian, a Meier and Frank department store advertisement for women's bras and panties reads ""The perfect gift for that special woman in your life, or great to keep for yourself."""

"Sorry girl, you know you were dating a bad boy *heads out to fight boss without saving or buying potions*"

"Any leftover cabbage can and will be shredded and mixed with mayo - Cole's Law"

"My friend took me to a twilight fencing class. I couldn't really see the point."

"How many SJWs does it take to screw in a light bulb? THAT'S *NOT* FUNNY!"

"Dating advice: Don't just tell her you have diarrhea, show her"