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Joke of the Day
"What should you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle? Wipe it off."
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"I go to strip clubs for the music."
"I'd fuck around on my husband more but he gets jealous when I make sandwiches for other people."
"Why do they call me an oven? Because when I get turned on things get really hot"
"If a plane crashes on the US/Canada border, where do you bury the survivors? you dont bury survivors"
"According to WebMD, this hairy thing on my chest is a cat"
"A buddy of mine quit his job at the paper mill, He said the conditions were tearable."
"I'm hoping someone puts razor blades in my daughter's Halloween candy this year because those things are ridiculously expensive."
"Doc: Let's check your reflexes. Me: I have the reflexes of a cat. Doc: *hits my knee with a hammer* Me: MEOW! *scratches Doc's eyes out*"
"What is a thing that Alan Rickman and David Bowie both have in common? It is that they have both recently become deceased."