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Joke of the Day

"Volkswagen CEO Martin Winterkorn has gotten off pretty lucky... The last German who tried to gas that many people had to commit suicide!"

"* 50 pushups * * 100 situps * * Runs 3 miles * My exercise program is really going great since I switched to all asterisk actions."

"Did you hear about the Mexican train bomber? He had locomotives."

"Why can't Mexicans play Uno? They always steal the green cards."

"What is a berry's favorite farewell? ""Acai you later!"""

"Why are there no hand paintings from the old west? Because they could only draw guns."

"Did you hear about the adult entertainment business for religious visionaries? It was really successful - the prophets just kept on coming"

"I found a hole in my trainer that's big enough to put my finger through. One formal complaint from her, and I'm now banned from the gym."

"I was beating a mouse Then it clicked."

"What is tangled rope in space called? Astro-knot"