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Joke of the Day
"What are the 2 rules of success? No1 : Don't tell everything you know."
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"Why are people upset about the Starbucks cup and not the fact that they are paying $7 for coffee?"
"What is the Easter Bunny's favourite sport? Basket-ball of course!"
"My friend told me I didn't understand irony Which was ironic considering we were stood at a bus stop at the time."
"My girlfriend said she needed time and distance... So I slapped her with velocity."
"How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap his whopper."
"When the cat sits on my head, my shadow looks like Batman."
"Went on a tour of a postcard factory yesterday.... It was ok, nothing to write home about"
"Did you hear that the CEO of Under Armour got in trouble with police recently? He was caught KEVIN, PLANKING, in a restricted area!"
"The Unabomber What do the Unabomber and a girl from Alabama have in common? They were both fingered by their brother."