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Joke of the Day
"Why Asians are good at everything? Because they're Asians, not Bsians"
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"9 years ago I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date. Today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times."
"What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A dicktater."
"Under pressure, Air Bud's math teacher changes grade from ""he's a dog"" to a 70"
"I like to point at pregnant women's bellies and ask ""makin a baby, huh?"". Then point to mine and say ""got some poop brewin over here""."
"How many non-sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb? Yes"
"My 12 yr. old girl is having a sleepover tonight. She told me, ""DO NOT EMBARRASS ME!"" I'm considering twerking to Ace of Base later."
"Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom? A. Three if you slice them very thinly."
"Horse trots up and says to mirror: ""why the long face?"" Mirror says ""It's okay, I'm just a bit reflective today."" I'll be here all week folks."
"What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common? They both have little boys' jeans half off."