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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog? You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook"

"Women are good politicians... Because they know how to introduce bills in the house."

"My exes new girlfriend has been calling me looking for him for days. It got old. I gave in and sent her the map and shovel."

"It seems racist that they call it Black Friday just because a bunch of people are trying to get into stores in the middle of the night."

"we're going to have a president named jeb. president jeb."

"Joke my brother told when he was little..... Why did the cannibal cross the road..... To get to the body shop......"

"The bartender poured me a scotch and asked me what I thought of it. I told her it was neat."

"I'm so tired I could sleep a horse"

"It's weird that America has never had a bald eagle president but Australia has had several kangaroo prime ministers (I assume)."

"Did you see the video of the guy making out with the lady with the Zika Virus? Yeah, apparently it went viral. I know this is awful, but my coworkers laughed... so I got that going for me."