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Joke of the Day

"My husband said he bought the toupee for me, but then got upset when I put it on. I dont get men."

"I just burned 2000 calories! That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven and take a nap."

"Guys just want a virgin porn star and girls just want a dangerous safe guy."

"At first I didn't like having a beard But then it grew on me."

"What do you call a boring dog? A dull-mation!"

"I went to this zoo the other day, but there was only one dog inside. It was a shitzu."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Asia ! Asia who ? Asia mum in?"

"Why does Dr Dre make headphones? Beats me."

"What's the difference between an Olympic swimmer and an Olympic diver? Mark Spitz and Greg Swallows Yeah, I know it's old...."

"Daddy, there's a man at the door with a beard! Tell him I already have one."