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Joke of the Day

"Just got kicked off a corn forum for saying you can eat the cob. I'll just sign up with a different name. They can't silence the truth."

"I only like foods that begin with the word ""cheesy""."

"2 queers walk past the city morgue.. 1st turns to the 2nd and asks "" wanna stop in and suck down a cold one"""

"Did you hear about the new Chinese rap duo? 2 Changz"

"I've said it before, I'll say it again. It."

"My Boss asked me to put two pieces of wood together... I nailed it! My friend Steve figured I would of screwed it up."

"What do the Japanese do during erections? They vote."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Human Cannonball Barbie ...complete with spring-loaded cannon that will shoot her 15-20 feet"

"What's the definition of endless love? A tennis match between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder"

"If you think my laughter is infectious, you should try having unprotected sex with me."