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Joke of the Day

"I think you should be able to plead ""humidity"" in some murder cases."

"I drank too much over the holidays. I was at the doctor's yesterday and gave a urine sample. It had an olive in it."

"Resumes are the most popular form of historical fiction."

"Two blondes were walking on either side of the railway track Jokes apart"

"Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo? A: Bronco-saurus!"

"What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe? Roberto"

"Why is [friend's name] always on the bottom? Because they won't stop fucking up"

"Carmen Sandiego is probably in San Diego"

"Three guys walk into a bar... And their families are slowly torn apart by alcoholism. (Edit: typo pointed out by grammar Nazi)"

"My parties got a hundred times better when I realized if I didn't invite anybody I could eat all the snacks."