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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe? Roberto"
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"What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders.... Zing!!"
"Jesus could walk on water But Stephen Hawking runs on batteries"
"What do you say when you see three whales? Whale whale whale, what do we have here?"
"How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? Call her and tell her."
"I will never forgive the nazis for what they did to my grandfather He worked 8 years on the guard tower with out a single promotion"
"[magic show] MAGICIAN {fanning out deck of cards}: Pick a card, any card... ME: Your VISA card MAGICIAN: God dammit!"
"Hey girl are you like a gorilla exhibit? Cause I want to drop a baby in you."
"Remember when President-Elect Trump said immigrants were going to take our jobs? It's all true! Just ask Michelle Obama!"
"Why are the busiest paleontologists always rednecks? Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating."