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Joke of the Day

"if america goes the way of greece, we'll be ending all our words with ""ous."" that's ridiculous! omg, it's already started"

"69% According to studies, 69% of all people have dirty minds."

"So a ion walks into a bar... So an ion walks into a bar and tells the bartender, ""hey I may have lost an electron."" Bartender asks in reply, ""are you sure?"" Ion answers, ""yeah, I'm positive."""

"What did the incestual burger say to his son who's leaving for college? Meat again soon. Nice buns by the way (Lettuce keep that between us)."

"Me: ""Can you go back four slides?"" Bride: ""To the wedding dress?"" Me: ""No, the cheese plate."" Me: Wipes tears."

"Want to hear a joke about a crappy restaurant? Nevermind, I'm afraid it may be in poor taste."

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? ONE! AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!"

"White people don't shoot each other in the streets like black people do. We do it in schools, because we have class."

"Today I've heard the funniest joke ever. It was so funny."

"I can tell a police officer is gay by the way he writes me a ticket instead of letting me off with a warning."