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Joke of the Day

"Carmen Sandiego is probably in San Diego"

"If by ""junk in the trunk"" you mean the untouched gym bag I store there, then yes, I most certainly have junk in my trunk."

"I'm always hard at work. But Human Resources keeps telling me that it's extremely inappropriate to have erections at the office."

"I have really bad hearing & thought he said ""I love turds"" but he said ""nerds"" & now I don't know what to do with this shit in my underwear."

"What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook ? 100 way to wok your dog."

"PMS jokes are not funny Period"

"[Entering Building As A Guy Leaves] Me: It's muggy out there. Guy: I'll be fine. *guy is beaten & robbed immediately. M: Told you."

"I made a belt out of watches. It was a waist of time."

"Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute? It opens on impact."

"What's a tents favorite kind of meat? Stakes"