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Joke of the Day
"Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers."
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"Who's an all male rock group that doesn't sing? Mount Rushmore."
"What's a Russian's favorite food? Vladimir Poutine"
"What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror? Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom."
"What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo? About halfway across."
"DOCTOR TO PATIENT JOKE Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say. Doctor: Next please!"
"What's attractive in a prostitute ? The Price. Own creation if anyone asks."
"""Ohhh, that's what you meant by period sex"" I say, removing my powdered wig and waistcoat."
"I seen twins hugging I told them to get a womb"
"Don't bring up something I said 30 minutes ago. I'm a different person, I've changed since then."