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Joke of the Day
"What's a Russian's favorite food? Vladimir Poutine"
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"Had a fight with a one dimensional entity yesterday... The outcome was pretty one sided."
"Shout out to metaphors. Without you there would only be like four songs."
"MARRIAGE PROTIP - Guys, if you have a picture of your junk on your phone, you better be sure your wife has a copy of it on hers. Good talk."
"What do you call a fragile camera? A glass Canon."
"Who are your favorite underground artists?? Mine are Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston"
"The other day I went to the zoo All I saw was a dog. It was a shitzu"
"If a black guy, a Mexican, and a redneck are all in a car together, who's driving? The police."
"Q: What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? A: Your Job still sucks"
"I'm going to change my name to Sparta so when I get introduced to people they can say ""This is Sparta."""