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Joke of the Day
"Who's an all male rock group that doesn't sing? Mount Rushmore."
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"If you could choose between world peace and 1 million dollars... What would you buy?"
"How do you change a cat into a dog? Soak it in gasoline, hold a match up to it, and ""woof!"""
"My exercising equipment has a hobby It collects dust"
"Ya know you're from Tacoma when... Your niece sees velvet ropes and says ""Ooh , that's some really nice police tape""!"
"Top 3 situations that require witnesses:1) Crimes2) Accidents 3) MarriagesNeed I say more?"
"My mother and father separated last year and my father recently started seeing someone and it's been very hard for me. There are two major issues I have with his new partner. He's black."
"What do you call a black man when he is sitting in the cockpit controlling an airplane? A pilot you racist!"
"It's because it's Bring Your Daughter To Work Day, sweetie. That's why. What Papa is doing right now is called an ""autopsy"". Stop crying."
"I know some folks who could use a 12 step program. Where 11 of those steps should be to the edge of a cliff."