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Joke of the Day
"Who's an all male rock group that doesn't sing? Mount Rushmore."
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"What is a big dinner for a cannibal? A three-corpse meal."
"How many Viet Nam vets does it take to change a light bulb? You don't know? That's right, you *don't* know, because you weren't there, man!"
"What's the difference between swine flu and avian flu? Bird flu needs tweet-ment and the swine flu needs oink-ment! Ha"
"Opening a new Pho restaurant that never closes Going to call it Twenty Pho Seven."
"Chuck Norris invented the spoon because killing people with knives was got boring."
"When my large dog wants to sit beside me but my other slightly less large dog already is, he just sits on top of him"
"When the cashier asks, ""Paper or plastic"", I say, ""Plastic"", then use the bag to suffocate a bird in the parking lot while staring him down."
"Did you hear about the Irish firing squad? They formed a circle."
"Statistics show that 1 in 20 of us live next door to a paedo... ...not me though, I live next door to two stunning 8 year olds."