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Joke of the Day

"What's attractive in a prostitute ? The Price. Own creation if anyone asks."

"People ask me ""Why are you single? You're attractive, intelligent, and have an amazing personality"". My response: ""I'm overqualified""."

"Why did the pharaoh retire? Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme"

"I am eternally grateful to whoever donated organs for my surgery... I'll always hold a little piece of them close to my heart."

"I saw a skinny guy getting brutally beat up by 5 huge guys! I'm not the hero type, but still decided to help out. It felt good being on the winning side for once."

"My wife removed the ""G"" key from our keyboard at home so I could appreciate the frustration associated with not hitting the spot."

"So my girlfriend throws up in the morning also her stomach is getting bigger. It's time I get it through my head.....She drinks to much.."

"What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity? A cognac"

"So far, not a single girl I've asked is interested in a fling. I don't think they trust my human catapult."

"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year."