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Joke of the Day

"Why are children never the main characters in horror movies? Instead of gawking at the killer waiting to see what will they do with the bloody axe, kids will do the smart thing: Run."

"What does love mean to a tennis player? Nothing"

"I had a dream I was a muffler I woke up exhausted"

"I wanted to know the meaning of earthenware, so I opened the dictionary at the EA section. Unfortunately, I needed to pay micro-transactions to access it."

"Gotta love a dad joke Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, No, just leave it in the carton!'"

"What did Bowie say before he died? Robin, is that you?"

"Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes... That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away and you'll have his shoes."

"Things that smell better than they taste: coffee, popcorn, vanilla-scented ass."

"Did you hear about the 2 guys who stole a calendar They each got 6 months"

"Sea World threw me out for trying to ride the manatee What's the big deal? It's not like I did it on porpoise!"