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Joke of the Day

"My heart goes out to all those frustrated people who are stuck in Traffic, on their way to the Gym to ride Stationary Bicycles..."

"What's the worst thing you can call a black person?.. Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor"

"Why does the doctor spank the baby after birth? To knock the dicks off the dumb ones."

"Who makes the sandwiches in a lesbian relationship? Neither, they both eat out"

"How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth? with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw."

"Actually, letting your dog run around the yard while wearing your Fitbit increases the numbers waaaaay better than putting it on your cat."

"guy walks into a strip club.. guy walks into a strip club and says, ""hey!, who do I gotta blow to get a lap dance around here?"""

"You hear the one about the transgender student? He spent his Junior year a broad."

"Reckless driving, pot allegations and cop visits, Justin Bieber is a bad wig away from being the next Amanda Bynes."

"*goes down on escalator Escalator: I have a boyfriend"