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Joke of the Day
"What do naked fish play with ? Bare-a-cudas !"
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"What's the difference between a car tyre, and 365 condoms? One's a Goodyear, an the other's a great year."
"What has been inside a live bitch and dead pig? Apparently Cameroon's dick."
"If I had a dollar for every time someone over 40 told me my generation sucks. Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined."
"Why couldn't the lumberjack sign into Facebook? Because he was logged out!"
"What's the difference between LSD and my dad? LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me."
"When Shall We Meet Again ? by Miles Apart"
"What is Minecraft? It's Hitler's lesser known second book about his love of knitting. Officially the title is Mein Kraft but, the kids like this spelling more."
"Why is Jesus' body bread? Because given enough time it rises"
"Why are lesbians such poor cooks? Because they love to eat out."