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Joke of the Day

"What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult."

"Did you hear about the comedian that calls himself ""The Sofa King""? He's sofa king funny."

"Heading upstairs to bed last night I started to pull my boxers off... The wife said 'You spoil them dogs!'"

"Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales? Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips..."

"My brother, Max, asked me to come up with a nickname for him. Now we just call him Maxx."

"If you have rectal cancer and it's treated with radiation therapy... Is that a Rem job?"

"I told my friend she drew her eyebrows on too high... She seemed surprised."

"What do you call a dinosaur that raps about life? A philosorapper"

"Where does an Afghan boy go during a drone strike? Everywhere."

"What's the difference between a USB and the USA? One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard."