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Joke of the Day

"Reddit, what is your go to Q & A joke? The cornier the better. What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick. What do you call an epileptic cow? Beef jerky."

"If Earth is the third planet from Sun after Mercury and Venus Doesn't that make every country a third world country?"

"What do you call a poem about flour that does not rhyme? Gluten freeverse"

"I just saw a ghost with Tourrets. Fuckboo to you too."

"what do you call a feminist who loves to swallow? a semenist"

"Someone told me they were getting colored contacts, and I said ""aren't all their eyes just brown?"" that was a complete misunderstanding."

"Yo mama So fat I can stand on her belly and high five Jesus -Merry Xmas"

"What they say: ""Hey, have you lost weight?"" What they mean: ""Hey, I remember you being a lot fatter. What gives?"""

"Millions are killed each year because they go potty without checking behind the shower curtain first. Be smart. Peep before you poop."

"Did you here about the woman who got attacked by a gang of mimes? They performed unspeakable acts on her."