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Joke of the Day

"What's the opposite of irony? Wrinkly."

"I love women, especially the radical feminist types because it is more fun to put them in their place."

"How to get out of buying your kids Christmas presents Explain to them that due to Global Warming that the North Pole melted and that Santa and the Reindeer drowned."

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two."

"Why you shouldn't ask Napoleon for money He's a bit short"

"4 out of 1 dentists have multiple personality disorder"

"Hey, baby, I wish you were my definite integral so you'd be the thing underneath me."

"Why didn't Count Dracula get married? He wanted to remain a bat-chelor."

"My birthday is this monday and i got 2 early b-day presents. I got 2 socks. One from my dad and one from my sister. Boy did they both hurt..."

"What does Batman use to wash his hair? Conditioner Gordon."