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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a black guy that flies airplanes? A pilot you fucking racist!"
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"""Fruit OR Vegetable?"" *pic of apple* fruit. *pic of carrot* vegetable *pic of Ryan Seacrest on life support* oh geez idk"
"Q: How do you make five pounds of fat look good? A: Put a nipple on it."
"Just met a girl with 12 boobs Sounds funny Dozen tit"
"My pet mouse Elvis died today He got caught in a trap."
"What you can get with 57 000? A home for a refugee. Or a shit ton of beer"
"What is the difference between Coors beer and a ... clitoris? A clitoris only tastes like piss for a second."
"My wallet is like an onion Every time I look at it, I cry"
"Someone came to my door today asking for donations to the local swimming pool So I gave them a glass of water"
"What kind of triangle jokes can never be made right? Ones with an obtuse angle."