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Joke of the Day
"Why do cows have bells? Because there horns don't work"
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"If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their age."
"What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies? Watch this!"
"How much does a flight to Rio cost? A Brazilian dollars."
"My friend has recently started collecting acting equipment. Props to him."
"Last supper *at the last supper* *Jesus breaks bread* this is my body *pours wine* this is my blood *opens jar of mayo* Judas: I'm just going to stop you right there...."
"I relate to #PizzaRat because if I found a slice of pizza as big as a car you can bet I'd try my best to take that thing home."
"*whispers to an avocado* ""I'm the good kind of fat, too."""
"JOHN AND MARY'S SEX DISCOVERY"
"What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence? Udder destruction."