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Joke of the Day
"Why do cows have bells? Because there horns don't work"
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"There are 10 kinds of people: Those who can read binary, and those who can not."
"opinion=ass Opinion is like anal orifice. Everyone has it."
"Did you hear about the woman who had her left side cut off? She was alright."
"toothbrush origin I suspect that the toothbrush was invented in the south,if it had been invented in the north, it would have been called a teethbrush"