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Joke of the Day

"I was asked a million dollar question today ""Is that your car that just crashed into my lamborghini ??"""

"A women's logic: Hes nice, but I'd rather date an asshole, try to change him, fail, get my heart broken and preach ""All guys are the same"""

"Have you heard about the Rwandan massacre? They don't know Hutu blame."

"i'd be ok with drone strikes if we used them against anyone who thinks mentioning ""bacon"" is funny"

"A woman and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Where'd you get the pig."" The woman says, ""That's not a pig, that's a duck."" He says, ""I was talking to the duck."""

"I haven't told anyone but last night I let my husband indulge his ""scat"" fetish. I'm glad I got that off my chest."

"I added someone as a friend 2 years ago but they haven't responded. They must be really busy."

"Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy, but here' say number. Call me maybe. Okay, hello Maybe. I'll leave now."

"What's a blind man doing on a boat? Waiting for a bus."

"Have you heard about that new pirate movie?? It's rated AHRRRRRRRRR!"