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Joke of the Day

"I was asked a million dollar question today ""Is that your car that just crashed into my lamborghini ??"""

"Gramma gramma gramma gramma gramma chameleon she's old and cold she's old and coooooold"

"I just tried to woo Stephen Hawking. But I don't think I pushed the right buttons."

"how does a bakery know when to make more bread? on a knead the dough basis"

"Question and Answer Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake? A: It did $100 million worth of improvements"

"When someone says ""everything happens for a reason,"" I stab them and laugh, just so they know I understand."

"I hate bad jokes. They should be pun-ishable by law."

"Q: Why was the cat afraid of the tree? A: Because of its bark."

"If all foods were packaged like honey they'd all come in these miniature fake human containers which would be weird as hell"

"Just got a blow job in the elevator. It was a pleasure on many levels"