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Joke of the Day
"Gramma gramma gramma gramma gramma chameleon she's old and cold she's old and coooooold"
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"Why did the thesaurus have a creeping feeling? He had an antonym."
"Me: Okay... Time for bed. Brain: Cool. Me: Brain: Me: Brain: If you had a pterodactyl, would you name him Terry... or Perry??"
"What's your best pick up line? Cocaine Edit:spelling"
"Barack Obama is having a race with Joe Biden around the white house. After finishing the race Obama says ""Whew, just under 10 minutes. Did I break the record?"" Biden replies ""No, Bush did 9:11."""
"What do you call the kids claiming ""We don't need no education""? Comfortably Dumb"
"The word you're trying to think of is ""Patronizing""."
"We're throwing a surprise retirement party for a guy at the office and the ""party"" isn't the surprise."
"What's Hillary Clinton's e-mail password? I don't know, but the Russians do."
"Sign Driving through a residential area, saw a sign: SLOW Children Playing! I thought to myself ""Gosh, that's a bit cruel!"""