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Joke of the Day
"Just got a blow job in the elevator. It was a pleasure on many levels"
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"I like my women like how I like my White House... No Bush!!!!"
"Why is Europe like a frying pan? Because Greece is at the bottom."
"Like Bjork always says, ""When life gives you lemons, giggle in childish wonder as they confide in you their citrusy secrets."""
"Snail 1: Are you male or female? Snail 2: Yes Snail 1: Me too! [they kiss passionately]"
"I judge you by what's behind you in your photos."
"Pretty cool you had a healthy meal while I was eating the icing off an entire cake."
"Hey chicks who wear a buttload of make-up. Don't borrow someone else's iPhone to make a call. You leave half of your face on the screen."
"What do you call two Mexican men playing basketball? Juan on Juan."
"*looks east* ah, the atlantic ocean *looks west* ah, the pacific ocean *sees a bunch of idiots raving about mediocre r&b* ah,the Frank Ocean"