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"Question and Answer Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake? A: It did $100 million worth of improvements"

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"I don't need to lie. But, sometimes, I like to give the truth an extreme makeover."
"Broccoli is like sex If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult"
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"Her: I'm leaving you Me: Because of the ancient Roman literature puns? Her: Yah Me: But Aenid you"
"How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year."
"Q: Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: ""Don't Walk."""
"Who sang the song that goes... ...""that's neat, that's neat, that's neat, that's neat, I really love your tiger feet""?"
"What Social Media site do the undead use? Tomblr."
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