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Joke of the Day

"If all foods were packaged like honey they'd all come in these miniature fake human containers which would be weird as hell"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alice ! Alice who ? Alice N. Tew if you'll listen to me !"

"If you throw a stick of butter out the window what would you call it? A Butterfly!"

"Why can't Micheal Bay be a farmer? Because he dosen't have a plot."

"Why does santa have such a big sack? Cause he only comes once a year."

"What do you do with a stuck tap..? Fawcett."

"What do you call three rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line."

"A kid with A.D.D. walks in late for class... Look a squirrel!"

"I wonder if they have WiFi in Hell..."

"Why don't men like going Downtown with women? Because eating-out can be so expensive."