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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy who won the Nobel for inventing time travel to the future? He was ahead of his time."

"Why do pills bottles have cotton in them? So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs."

"How do you get 100 Canadians out of a swimming pool? Say ""hey, you Canadians! Get out of that swimming pool!"""

"Why were the teachers eyes so crossed? She couldn't control her pupils."

"What's the difference between the Easter Bunny and a silly monster ? One's a hare-head and the other's an air-head!"

"Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him? Polly want a Cracker."

"Do you ever pretend like you didn't see something so the other person doesn't feel embarrassed."

"Barksy, it's like Banksy, but he's a dog. Now I just sit back and watch the retweets roll in."

"Guys at work are always like ""why are your shorts so short?"" Then I spin kick an inch away from their face with such precision and they know"

"""Sir, how may I help you?"" *swivels around in chair* -- A coffee please! ""Did you bring that chair in here?"" *reclines back* --- Maybe?"