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Joke of the Day
"Barksy, it's like Banksy, but he's a dog. Now I just sit back and watch the retweets roll in."
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"My husband asks too many questions. ""Who is Steve?"" ""Why does he call all the time?"" ""What's this bill for a hotel room?"""
"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has to *WANT* to change."
"Better living through chemistry Table of Elements: C = carbon Ho = holmium Co =cobalt La = lanthanum Te = tellurium CHoCoLaTe - Better living through chemistry!"
"Did you know; one hamburger only contains 4% of our daily need of vitamine -B This means we need to eat way more hamburgers!"
"I hope the meteorite crash in Russia doesn't affect the price of Vodka!"
"I had a joke about insanity but then I lost it."
"knock knock jokes Whoever invented knock knock jokes should get a no-bell prize."
"What stops rape every time? Consent."
"Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard? He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills."