122095

Joke of the Day

"Barksy, it's like Banksy, but he's a dog. Now I just sit back and watch the retweets roll in."

"Free Pussy Riot!"

"What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message."

"comic sans divorce papers"

"My microwave broke. So, we're finding innovative alternatives. Did y'all know the surface on top of the oven heats up, too? Honest to God."

"What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity? The letter M"

"What do you call a broken statue with nice tits? A busted busty bust."

"I have ADHD and have troubles getting to sleep. Doctor recommended counting sheep... 1 sheep. 2 sheep. 3 sheep. Cow. Duck. Horse. *Old MacDonald had a farm* and bingo was his name-o!"

"It's not a real relationship until you secretly start to hate each other."

"Roses Are Red, I call it bold and brash Even though I think its art It belongs in the trash"