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Joke of the Day

"Why do pills bottles have cotton in them? So they can remind black people the picked cotton before they sold drugs."

"Tweets a cocaine joke gets 120 favorites & a trophy Post a cocaine joke on Facebook & gets 170 ""we are praying for you"" & an intervention."

"Why do white guys hate black guys so much? Because their sisters love fucking black guys more than them."

"Sometimes I like to lie on the kitchen floor and pretend I'm a crumb."

"Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed. And it was great"

"What does a cat say when you tread on its tail? ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold..."

"Did you know that the average prom... Did you know that the average prom now costs $1,000 dollars. Actually, it costs $2,000 if you count the abortion."

"You come home early and catch the cat eating with a knife and fork at the table. You stare at each other unsure of the next move."

"Old Navy is like my weird friend from third grade. Like, I know we used to be really close, but if you asked me if I knew him I'd say no."

"Its probably time to clean the microwave when you heat coffee and it comes out smelling like a burrito."