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Joke of the Day

"Guys at work are always like ""why are your shorts so short?"" Then I spin kick an inch away from their face with such precision and they know"

"Which letter has the best bum? Big Rs"

"Want to get your kids attention and make sure they hear what you say? Start whispering something to your spouse."

"What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico? The Chosen Juan."

"baseball i was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger, then it hit me."

"I used to do drugs i still do, but i used to to. -Mitch rip the legendary Mitch Hedberg"

"I used to have a job eating vegetables I hated it, but the celery was good"

"Is ""blowjob"" one word or two words? God I hate writing thank you cards."

"David Hume's 'Dialogues Concerning Natural Religion' was published after his death, or in other words... it was published posthumeously."

"Are you from the 316? Because you're an stone cold stunner. Edit: Stone not ice Thanks /u/cvillemade"