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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him? Polly want a Cracker."

"Q: If one horse is in the corral, running around the perimeter of the fence, and another horse is running free in a field, which one is singing, ""Don't Fence Me In""? A: Neither. Horses can't sing."

"I support Greenpeace because I care about environmental activism, just not enough to do any of the real work myself."

"Whats the difference between a South African tourist and a racist? About a week or so"

"I bring Mayweather with me when I work at customer service... Because he's great at avoiding fights."

"A little fish uwu Once there was a little fish who wanted to be a journalist, he go ""on air"" and died..."

"LION: Lions don't lose sleep over the opinion of sheep. SHEEP: Shaun thinks your mane looks ridiculous. LION: *upset* Shaun said that?"

"At the rate this year's going so far... I'm probably not going to get that puppy for Christmas."

"What did one paedophile say to the other? Swap you two fives for a ten"

"What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family"