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Joke of the Day
"What kind of chicken is circumcised and suffers from E.D.? A boneless, skinless chicken!"
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"A hot girl goes to confession She says ""father, I had sex out of wedlock"" The priest says ""pics or it didn't happen"""
"How do porcupines have sex? Very..................... . carefully."
"I can't believe all of this violence and rioting is happening... ... all because Craig Ferguson is leaving his show."
"A ram walks into a whorehouse ""Can I get a woman?"" ""No, fuck ewe."""
"When does a bed grow longer? At night because two feet are added to it."
"American Politics That's it, that's the joke"
"What kind of ideas do blind people get? Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind."
"I recently earned 5 times the money I earned before 5x0=0"
"it's a status....not your diary..."