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Joke of the Day

"A hot girl goes to confession She says ""father, I had sex out of wedlock"" The priest says ""pics or it didn't happen"""

"What do you a call girl with a saggy vagina shaking her booty? Beef twerky."

"Dear Dreamworks, How to Train Your Dragon was not the instructional movie I was hoping for since acquiring a Komodo dragon"

"McDonald's serves up 1 billion ""abortions on toast"" They've sold 1 billion of [these](http://i.imgur.com/d9CDgON.jpg)...the egg-mcmuffin"

"Guy Fieri sisters name is Girl Fieri"

"How can you tell your boyfriend has a high sperm count? You have to chew before you swallow."

"What is cookie monsters favorite war? Vietnom nom nom nom"

"How much do Rabbi's charge for their circumcisions? Nothing. They just keep the tips."

"I posted a question about the brightest star in the night sky, but all I got were joke replies. Should've added the [Sirius] tag."

"What is a Canadian vampire's favourite drink? Type Eh."