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Joke of the Day
"I recently earned 5 times the money I earned before 5x0=0"
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"What's the difference between a Pakistani school and a Pakistani outpost? I don't know, I just fly the drone... *(Please don't hate me)*"
"did you hear about this new fish? nevermind it's satill in beta"
"*puts on shirt* *notices shirt has OBVIOUS stain* *takes off shirt* *hangs back up for future attempt at wearing shirt*"
"What's better than having sex with a 9 year old Vietnamese boy? Nothing."
"Why was the bird sick? It had the flew and its throat was soar."
"How do you call a puzzled amputee? Stumped."
"I have a bad habit of screaming during rectal exams. It really makes my patients nervous."
"""More than 1 way to skin a cat"" - ""Killing 2 birds with 1 stone"" - Running like a chicken with its head cut off"" -- who ARE we???"
"When a lady leaves an article of clothing at my place, I do the gentlemanly thing and put it on and parade around the house looking pretty."