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Joke of the Day

"A ram walks into a whorehouse ""Can I get a woman?"" ""No, fuck ewe."""

"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? It had great food, but no atmosphere."

"My mates keep calling me gay. I proved them wrong. My mates keep calling me gay, so to prove them wrong and went out and fucked this sexy nurse. He definitely wasn't gay."

"Did you know there is one colour that can time travel? It can only go to the fuchsia."

"I saw a chameleon today... So I guess it's safe to say it was a pretty shit chameleon."

"Oh, did my tweet insulting a celebrity upset you? Maybe you should tell them about it the next time you guys hang out."

"Here's a joke about North Korea [This post has been removed by the North Korean Government]"

"Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea? ""Are you ticklish?"""

"Where's the gratification in tearing down another human being? It's much easier to have heart, than walk w a self-inserted rod up your ASS."

"I like my women like my Asian food: Hot and sweet."