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Joke of the Day

"What every man wants to hear after sex:"

"On the highway, getting passed by a minivan is the football equivalent to getting tackled by the kicker."

"Why was the Trail of Tears so hard on the Native Americans? It's not easy to hike a trail when you're always falling down drunk."

"Which concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat Nickelback"

"If anyone needs any morals, I have some I'm not using."

"I delete enough tweets to know I should never get a tattoo."

"My tweets don't get the attention they used to. I've seen more stars after getting my head slammed into the headboard."

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishmen? 0"

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."

"How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year."